September 17th, 2008

September 9th, 2008

Beamer: So what are you thinking about today?

Beam_er: I'm Not. I've taken the last couple of days off and My mind is in neutral.

Beamer: And why exactly did we take a couple of days off? I didn't get any memo or a phone call or anything. I was here.

Beam_er: Sorry about that. I meant to give you a call. Just I went out of town.

Beamer: So did we have fun?

Beam_er: Oh yeah. I went to Los Angeles and ate way too Much.

Beamer: Great. And after me doing all that exercising.

Beam_er: I wanted to beat the rush. Traffic is going to be crazy today, with the holiday and all.

Beamer: Well, I'm glad you made it back ok.

Beam_er: Yep, Me too. Oh it was nice and cool over there. Such a relief from this heat.

Beamer: Well I wouldn't know about that.

Beam_er: Yeah, It was like 79 yesterday. But the smog was pretty bad.

Beamer: Poor Baby.

June 21st, 2008

Beam_er: What if we could travel back in time, where would you want to go?

Beamer: I would go back and by 2000 shares of Microsoft stock when it was a penny a share.

Beam_er: Uhm, I don't think it was ever that cheap.

Beamer: OK, when it was 50 cents a share.

Beam_er: That would be a thousand dollars.

Beamer: Yeah, so?

Beam_er: Just seems like a lot of money to invest in stock is all.

Beamer: You think 1000 dollars scares Donald Trump?

Beam_er: You ain't Donald Trump.

Beamer: So what would you do?

Beam_er: I'd go back and see Jimi Hendrix play at Woodstock.

Beamer: Oh yeah, you and your guitar.

Beam_er: What are you talking about? You play guitar as well.

Beamer: I'm not into it as much as you are.

Beam_er: This is strange.

Beamer: Your telling me. I don't know how you come up with this stuff.

Beam_er: I don't. You do.

Beamer: Now your just messing with my head. You Know I don't know how to Blog.

Beam_er: Tell Me something I don't know.

June 20th, 2008

Beam_er: You and those stupid E-Cards.

Beamer: What are you complaining about?

Beam_er: You spend all day dropping those things. When Do I get a chance to check out stuff?

Beamer: Wow. Ok, back off from the Printer Ink.

Beam_er: I would like to check out the Nascar Sites every now and then.

Beamer: Ok, so go get your own computer.

Beam_er: This is my computer.

Beamer: Well it's my computer too.

Beam_er: Good Point.

Beamer: Yes it is.

Beam_er: You know, this is one of the craziest communications we have had to date.

Beamer: Well, we have to push some boundaries, don't we?

Beam_er: And if some Psychiatrist shows up?

Beamer: They are going to have a field day.

Beam_er: And they can just comment like every one else has.

Beamer: That's telling em.

Announcer: I'm not sure what is going to be discussed today, I just know I am supposed to announce that the following discussion is a bit on the disgusting side and for those of you that are easily disgusted that perhaps you should come back tomorrow.

Beam_er: Thanks Announcer Guy. Uhm, Beamer, I just want to know something?

Beamer: What?

Beam_er: Remember growing up how you use to get whole lemons and then carefully wash them off?

Beamer: And then when I made sure you were watching I would take a big bite out of it like an apple?

Beam_er: Yep exactly. What the hell was the matter with you?

Beamer: I just loved to see the look on your face.

Beam_er: But your eating a lemon rind and all?

Beamer: And your point is?

Beam_er: What the hell is the matter with you?

Beamer: Oh, if you could just see the look on your face.

Beam_er: I get that, but your eating a frigging lemon.

Beamer: Yep. So?

Beam_er: God, Never mind.

Backstory:

Ok. I actually do have a brother, who is four years younger than me. He and I haven't talked in Years. I have a nephew who is probably 4 years old who I have never seen. I don't understand a lot of what my brother does or even come close to understanding why, This lemon eating thing is one of those things. He probably did this 7 or 8 times in the course of two years while we were growing up. I never did ask him why, because just the mere thought of him doing that was just too intense for me back then. At the time, I couldn't even handle lemonade. Lemons just grossed me out. Period. And I made the mistake of telling my brother this one time. So he found the perfect way to almost get me to gag and get my eyes to water and to screw my face up. He found great enjoyment in this.

Then just to make matters worse it did no good for me to tell my dysfunctional mother. She never got after him about this bizzare practice, but kept buying the damn lemons to have him do it again.

Also the posting before with the restaurant in Mexico incident: My brother was the one that got sick. True story. The only thing different was he didn't rest his cheek against the glass. He put his forearm on it and then rested his head against his arm.

It was way worse than I described in the post. I felt so sorry for the customers inside and the restaurant owner lost so much money that night. The place pretty much emptied out and it had been packed.

Beamer: You missed yesterday.

Beam_er: Yep.

Beamer: And you almost missed today.

Beam_er: Yep, but I'm here aren't I?

Beamer: Yeah.

Beam_er: And we're blogging aren't we.

Beamer: Is that what you call this?

Beam_er: Yep. We are bloggers and we are blogging. Isn't that exciting?

Beamer: And when we aren't blogging?

Beam_er: When we aren't blogging we are still bloggers. We just aren't blogging.

Beamer: Ok.



Beamer: People are weird.

Beam_er: I'd agree with that.

Beamer: I mean Take Jerry Springer for example>

Beam_er: No You take him.

Beamer: I mean they get such weird people on there.

Beam_er: And you point is?

Beamer: I forget.