September 11th, 2008

August 21st, 2008

Ok, I guess I owe it to you guys. I have kept you hanging probably way too long, But it hard to tell.

I didn't want to ruin the magic - Uhm, yeah right!

Ok, so I use to hang around a place on the Internet called the Yahoo message Boards. I spent way too much time there, but it was for a good reason at the time. Anyway, while I was there I ran into this guy Named Dave Beckwith, A seriously funny individual. While I was at the message boards, there was a topic opened up that was called the Humor Board, or something very original like that. This allowed for Dave to spawn Dave and Beck, some of the funniest stuff I had ever come across. It was all written by him, Dave Beckwith, But it was about these two brothers and the trouble they would get into. (Sound vaguely familiar.)

Now after a while, I tried my hand at writing and posting some stuff similar to that he was writing, only coming at it from my point of view. I put it out there and people thought it was funny, at least some of them did. So I kept at it. Now when it really got sweet, I thought, is when Dave and I joined forces and had four people, two sets of brothers, going at it.

This went on for actually a couple of years. The topics Dave would get into were really out there. He had a Bike that would travel in time, He was Mowing down Mailboxes for awhile, (You had to be there), there was a traveling circus show, and this stuff just went on and on and would get so crazy, and there I was damn near peeing my pants over this stuff. He was sooo funny. And I was so grateful for every nuance he posted.

But as Time does, it moves on, and we kind of went our separate ways, then Yahoo, really screwed things up, and we parted ways. I miss Dave something terrible and hope some day to get back in touch with him. But all this was mainly for 3 people. Me, Dave and this lovely Lady Named Windsong. But I am so thankful for you guys as well.

I know your out there, I can hear you breathing. That and Google kind spies on ya.

So there ya have it. The sorted truth of why these two brothers do what they do (Well, not really. Hell, I don't even know why they do what they do.) and now the cast of characters has kind of grown with the comic strip.

And yes, I do actually have a Brother. He is four years younger than me, and we don't speak. Which is his choosing. I guess he likes living this way.

Beamer

August 15th, 2008

August 14th, 2008

Announcer dude: So, another exciting time with the boys.

Beamer: Hey, I have a fun time here.

Bobby: So do I.

Announcer Dude: Yeah, well we are all thrilled for you two.

Beamer: What do you suppose that means?

Bobby: I don't know. Just ignore him.

Announcer Dude: Go ahead, try to ignore me.

Beamer: Did we take our attitude pills or something today?

Bobby: Yeah, what he said.

Beamer: You don't have anything to post do you?

Bobby: Nope, Not a thing.

Ok, with this move things are different. This new place doesn't have all the bells and whistles the old place had (Blogger versus BlogDrive) I know it sucks. One of the bells and whistles lacking is using Feedburner, which provides the feeds you guys get. So unless I can find a place or maybe somebody lets me know where a place might be worth a damn that has feed ability, I can let you guys know of new post by e-mail.

So leave me a comment and tell whats up, ok?

July 10th, 2008





Beam_er: You realize this post above us here is the actually thinner than the first B and B 2.0 posting.

Beamer: Ok.

Beam_er: It's narrower, yet you can't read it as well.

Beamer: Ok.

Beam_er: It's narrower, you can't read it and it's driving me crazy.

Beamer: Ok.

Beam_er: Is that all you can say?

Beamer: Beam_er, it's the Internet. Let it go.

Beam_er: Just like that?

Beamer: Just like that.

Beam_er: Fine.

(Also if you want a fine example of what Beamer was talking about visit Amy's site and see for yourself. Crazy people with a video Camera)

July 8th, 2008

Beam_er: Well I'm Back.

Beamer: I notice.

Beam_er: And were back to same old background.

Beamer: I see.

Beam_er: Dude, you need to quit talking so much.

Beamer: I'm still trying to wake up.

Beam_er: What, you get a few days off and you ain't use to getting up early any more.

Beamer: Yep.

Beam_er Well, I guess its a good thing one of us is awake.

Beamer: Yep.

Beam_er: I'll fix you some coffee.

Beamer: Coffee.

July 1, 2008




Beamer: I have always thought of my self as John Wayne.

Beam_er: I always sort of leaned towards Dick Butkus myself.

Beamer: He was a damn good football player. Da Bears!

Beam_er: He had a damn good year in 1970 with 132 tackles, 84 assists, 3 interceptions and 2 fumble recoveries.

Beamer: Damn!

Beam_er: I loved watching him tackle. He'd hit em and then lift em up and get their feet off the ground and then just plant them in the ground. You knew you were tackled when he hit you. Can you imagine having to go through that ten or 15 times in a game? I bet you felt it the next day.

Beamer: He was your hero wasn't he?

Beam_er: Lets just say the neighbor hood kids didn't want me to tackle them. I learned his style quite well. Too Bad I never got to use it in high school. I would have been awesome.

Beam_er: Yeah, well, I didn't forget. Just almost.

Beamer: So, you have a topic yet?

Beam_er: Why of course I do. It's a great one. It is titillating and succulent and almost mouthwatering.

Beamer: You haven't got a thing do you?

Beam_er: Nope. Hang on ...

Beamer: So you got anything yet?

Beam_er: Yep Jello. Every body loves Jello.

Beamer: You just like it cause it's jiggly.

Beam_er: And "There's Always Room for JELL-O"

Beamer: You keep this up, I'm gonna have to go fix me some.

Beam_er: Been awhile since you had some huh?

Beamer: Especially with whip cream.

Beam_er: I like drinking it when I'm not feeling good. Like when it's still warm and gooshy.

Beamer: That's it. I'm fixing some.