November 26th, 2008

Beamer ... For tomorrow.

Bobby: Why?

Beamer: It's Thanksgiving, that's why.

Bobby: And what makes that so special?

Beamer: Well, aren't we a sour puss.

Bobby: Look, we eat all kinds of food, get halfway comatose, and then halfway pass out in front of the TV.

Beamer: Isn't comatose and passed out about the same thing?

Bobby: But I don't get comatose in front of the TV.

November 20th. 2008

Beamer: Well Hello Stranger.

Bobby: Hi There.

Beamer: Where you been hiding?

Bobby: I've been hanging out around Tweeter.

Beamer: You and your Musical Instruments.

Bobby: You don't know what Tweeter is do you?

Beamer: Sure, It's a very small flute like thing.

Bobby: You mean a fife?

Beamer: No, You don't like sharp Items.

Bobby: That's a knife. And I have no problem with them, It's broken glass that bothers me.

Beamer: I didn't know you could play a knife? What kind of sound does it make?

Bobby: It doesn't. It's a dull sounding piece of metal.

Beamer: Then how do you cut with it?

Bobby: There are times when you make my head hurt.

September 28th, 2008

September 11th, 2008

September 2nd, 2008

With heavy emphasis on the duh part. I think I figured it out. Anyway, check what I did over in cyberland, I don't know, should I transfer it here or lay it out there, let me know what you think beam.



Beamer: Bobby, Did you ...?

Bobby: Nope not me. You don't suppose...?

Beamer: Wow, I don't believe it. There they, uhm, he is. In the flesh, so to speak.

Bobby: These poor readers. They are going to be peeing in their pants.

Beamer: Well, they do have depends.

Bobby: Hot Damn.

August 18th, 2008

Beamer: I think you ought to do it.

Bobby: Oh, don't worry. It's going to happen.

Beamer: I don't think he has an Internet connection.

Bobby: I don't really care. He doesn't know where I live.

Beamer: He might E-Mail You.

Bobby: Yeah, that has me scared.

Beamer: So, it's official then, Crispy is going to be in the Comic Strip.

Bobby: And he is going to looking way goofy.

Beamer: The dude has it coming doesn't he?

Bobby: Oh, Yeah.

Beamer: But you have to give him credit for giving you sumpin' to blog about.

Bobby: Yeah, ok, I'll give him that.

August 5th, 2008














This is done with a website / program called Toonlet. It's very interesting and it took a fair amount of work to pull this off along with some crazy editing but here it is. I may use this from time to time. I don't know yet.

July 8th, 2008

Beam_er: Well I'm Back.

Beamer: I notice.

Beam_er: And were back to same old background.

Beamer: I see.

Beam_er: Dude, you need to quit talking so much.

Beamer: I'm still trying to wake up.

Beam_er: What, you get a few days off and you ain't use to getting up early any more.

Beamer: Yep.

Beam_er Well, I guess its a good thing one of us is awake.

Beamer: Yep.

Beam_er: I'll fix you some coffee.

Beamer: Coffee.

June 23rd, 2008

Beamer: You aren't gonna drop the ball 2 Mondays in a row are you?

Beam_er: What? You keeping track?

Beamer: Maybe.

Beam_er: Damn.

Beamer: So whats on the agenda for today?

Beam_er: Hang On.

15 minutes later ...

Beam_er: Yep take me out and shoot me. I got nothing.

Beamer: And Criminal Minds is on.

Beam_er: They aren't supposed to know we do this the night before.

Beamer: Sorry

6 / 12 / 2008

Beam_er: Would you sit down.

Beamer: Hang on ...

Beam_er: What are you doing?

Beamer: I'm just getting ...

Beam_er: What? Are? You?

Beamer: Just a second, I'm almost finished.

Beam_er: You know we are waiting on ...

Beamer: There.

Beam_er: What is that? Chocolate Milk?

Beamer: Maybe.

Beam_er: So are you ready now?

Beamer: Yeah.

Beam_er: Great!

Beamer: whats the matter?

Beam_er: I forgot what we were going to talk about.

Beamer: Want me to go get the cat?

Beam_er: No, keep that animal away from me.

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Beamer: You think that was fair?

Beam_er: What?

Beamer: That other half ass post. You think that was fair?

Beam_er: What bee crawled up your butt and died?

Beamer: I just think you could have done a lot better is all.

Beam_er: Well excuse me mister watch over thy blog like it is thy own type of stuff.

Beamer: Well My name is on this thing as well you know.

Beam_er: Point well taken. So?

Beamer: So, Uhm ...

Beam_er: Yeah and ...?

Beamer: Uhmm ...

Beam_er: Did you forget what you were talking about.

Beamer: Well I could always read the post after you post it. I didn't forget ... I don't think.

Beam_er: You are scary at at times.

Beamer: You aren't going to tell Windsong are you?

Beam_er: I don't think she has found us yet.

June 10th, 2008

Beam_er: I got a great Idea.

Beamer: Uh Oh.

Beam_er: No really I think this will work. I just have to work out the details.

Beamer: So what is this great Idea?

Beam_er: Well If I tell you, I have a feeling it just may jinx it.

Beamer: Me, Jinx something? Why, I ...

Beam_er: Oh! Don't even go there. You have Jinxed so many things.

Beamer: I was just going to say I haven't jinxed anything lately.

Beam_er: Yeah, like in about 3 weeks.

Beamer: So where is the announcer?

Beam_er: He quit.

Beamer: Wow, he didn't stick around for very long.

Beam_er: Nah, he wanted his name up there with our initials in the header and I wouldn't go for it so he quit. That's ok, I've got it worked out.

Announcer: Ok, we are back from our brief vacation and it is Monday, June 9, 2008.

Beam_er: Thanks announcer Guy.

Announcer: Hey, I was wanting to ask you about this item on my paycheck?

Beam_er: Not now. Give me a few Minutes.

Announcer: But it says I'm Lithuanian. I Don't even Know where Lithuania is.

Beam_er: Ok, In just a few Minutes , Sheesh!

Beamer: Whats up?

Beam_er: I signed us up for a new blog Thingy. It for humorous Blogs.

Beamer: So you still think were humerus, huh?

Beam_er: Look we don't throw bowling balls at each other or have partially dressed women chasing us around, but, yes, I think we are Humorous.

Beamer: But you didn't even ask me if I wanted to join this humor thing?

Beam_er: Well, being the producer of this thing, I didn't think I had to ask you.

Beamer: OOhhh, well excuse me. I didn't know you were the producer.

Beam_er: Yep. That's why I hired On the announcer guy.

Announcer: Yeah, about my check ...

Beam_er: Fine, lets go talk.

Beamer: Uhm, Bye bye.

Announcer: Ok, so again its not the morning and it is now the 2nd of June, 2008.

Beam_er: I was just remembering something really stupid you told me about.

Beamer: And I am probably regretting ever telling you this.

Beam_er: Probably.

Beamer: So what is this sorted tale?

Beam_er: Oh it was just when you first started driving a forklift.

Beamer: Yeah ...

Beam_er: And you drove it into the middle of the pond at work.

Beamer: And it sunk?

Beam_er: Thats the one.

Beamer: That was pretty funny, except for when my boss found out.

Beam_er: Well how were you supposed to know that there was no asphalt under the water? You had just started there.

Beamer: That was probably my saving grace.

Beam_er: So how deep did it sink any way?

Beamer: Oh up to the axles. I bottomed it out. It was stuck good. Then it only took 2 trucks to pull it out. What a mess. Luckily the water was only about 6 inches deep and about 30 feet around. It splashed pretty good till it got out to the center. Then it left me stranded.

Announcer: Seeing as how this isn't even the morning, do I still have to give the date?

Beam_er: Just humor me.

Announcer: Ok, the Date is May 30th, 2008 and it's not even close to being in the morning.

Beam_er: Ok, that's the second time you said that it's not the morning. Are trying to say something?

Announcer: Gee, I don't know ... Maybe, because it's the afternoon.

Beam_er: You do know you are just the announcer, Right? The title of this thing isn't B an B and the announcer.

Announcer: It could be.



Beam_er: How ya doin'?

Beamer: I'm all right. How you doing?

Beam_er: Doing pert damn good, thanks.

Beamer: So what are we doing today? I didn't see an e-mail.

Beam_er: No, I didn't send an e-mail today. I thought we could wing it.

Beamer: Oh wow Dude.

Beam_er: Pretty spiffy huh?

Beamer: I almost pee'd my pants with excitement.

Beam_er: So what do you want to do?

Beamer: Go Eat. I'm starving.

Beam_er: But ...

Beamer: Cone on ... let's go to McDonalds.

Beam_er: How am I gonna write about you eating?

Beamer: I don't know. Your the expert blogger. My tummies growling.

Beam_er: Egads.

Announcer: (clears throat) Good Morning. The date is May 29th, 2008. The brothers are a little late getting in here to day, so I think I shall take this chance to express ...

Beam_er: I'm not late.

Announcer: Oh Hi.

Beam_er: You told me you weren't going to expound past your copy, what I have written for you.

Announcer: I know, but I have so much to say.

Beam_er: Get your own Blog.

Announcer: Your Mean.

Beam_er: Look, I have only a limited time to make this Blog interesting so people will read it and then return for more B and B Blogging another day.

Announcer: And You Think this is interesting?

Beam_er: Well No, I don't think this is interesting cause this isn't the blog. This is me getting after you.

Announcer: Your still mean.

Beamer: What did I miss?

Beam_er: Nothing.

Announcer: Your brother is mean.

Beamer: I know.

Beam_er: What? Look I don't have time for this. I have a Blog to Produce.

Beamer: So what are we talking about today?

Beam_er: Didn't you read the Email?

Beamer: Well I was going too, then I found a link to a video about Panda bears and then I found one where a bunch of babies were farting and then ...

Beam_er: I give Up.

Annoncer: So, do I still have a Job?

Beamer: You missed yesterday.

Beam_er: Yep.

Beamer: And you almost missed today.

Beam_er: Yep, but I'm here aren't I?

Beamer: Yeah.

Beam_er: And we're blogging aren't we.

Beamer: Is that what you call this?

Beam_er: Yep. We are bloggers and we are blogging. Isn't that exciting?

Beamer: And when we aren't blogging?

Beam_er: When we aren't blogging we are still bloggers. We just aren't blogging.

Beamer: Ok.



Beamer: People are weird.

Beam_er: I'd agree with that.

Beamer: I mean Take Jerry Springer for example>

Beam_er: No You take him.

Beamer: I mean they get such weird people on there.

Beam_er: And you point is?

Beamer: I forget.

Announcer: Before we start our regular broadcast we need to report a technical glitch in our blog. Apparently the Date has not been being displayed. This is troubling, especially for those of you that don't know what date it is. Heaven knows you want to came to B and B to find out what day it is. I just don't know ...

Beam_er: Ok Thanks announcer Guy.

Announcer: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know any one was here yet.

Beam_er: Yeah, well, uhm, you were getting a little carried away there weren't you.

Announcer: Maybe. Ok, just a little. But it's the Internet and I thought I could express ...

Beam_er: Well, it would be nice if you just stuck to the copy, ok?

Announcer: Ok, fine. I won't go off anymore.

Beamer: Beam_er, who's that?

Beam_er: Oh I though I'd class the place up a little and get us an announcer.

Beamer: Do we have a budget for that?

Beam_er: Uhm, sure. As far as you know.

Beamer: Ok cool. He's rather talkative isn't he.

Beam_er: Yeah, he takes after you.

Beamer: Oh thanks.

Beamer: Are you Drunk?

Beam_er: Nope. Just feeling good.

Beamer: Whats the special occasion?

Beam_er: I don't know. It's Friday and it's been a hell of a week.

Beamer: So its just wine?

Beam_er: For now. Could move into some heavier stuff later.

Beamer: Uh Oh.

Beam_er: I am just glad the week has ended and I am noticing that I really can't type worth a damn when I am like this.

Beamer: You aren't as funny either.

Beam_er: Thank ever so much mister critic.

Beamer: I'm just saying ...

Beam_er: Look, you want to type this thing up. I'll be more than happy to let you have the reins.

Beamer: You know I can't do a thing with computers.

Beam_er: Yep that's right! I'm large and in charge.

Beamer: Woo Hoo!

Beam_er: And don't you forget it.

Beamer: I still can't believe you posted that yesterday.

Beam_er: Well, I'll get the bad stuff out now. They were warned.