March 1, 2009

I have raised 3 youngins and now I have officially 3 adult children. Two of these I have turned loose on society as a whole and for the most part, Its working ok. The wife and I took My youngest to Pizza last night to celebrate.

My son demanded I change my shirt before we leave. I said fine. I showed him. I not only changed My shirt, but my pants, shoes, combed my hair and Beard, but also washed My hands. The full Monty.

I would tell you what my wife did before she was ready to go, but it's a little strange and if she ever knew I told, well It wouldn't be pretty. So I shant disclose that particular Thing.

Thanks for understanding.

By the way, the pizza was great.

July 27th, 2008

Beam_er: You Know What?

Beamer: You getting tired of your name.

Beam_er: Your getting good at that. Yep, I'm gonna change it.

Beamer: Dude, Mom isn't going to like it.

Beam_er: How is she going to find out?

Beamer: Gee, I wonder.

Beam_er: You wouldn't tell. I'm going to become Bobby.

Beamer: Bobby?

Bobby: Yep. I like it.

Phone rings.

Beamer: Hello. Ok, just a minute, Mom.

Bobby gives Beamer a quizzical look as Beamer hands him the phone.

Bobby: Hello Mom. What? But ... But ... Look I'm old enough to ... Mom! ... I don't care ... I'm sorry Mom, But I'm keeping it. Ok ... I know... I love ... Oh shit.

Beamer: What's the matter?

Bobby: Like you don't know.

Disregard this message - They are back here now.
So B and B has moved again. It sure has been a crazy time for the Boys.

July 14th, 2008

Thief

Stealing

Robbing to take a thrill

Not needing

Much

Wondering, looking over your shoulder

Worrying? No

Too sly never find me

Robbing and hiding, sneaking in the
Dark
Seamless
With
The
Night

Seeking and gliding and stumbling

Falling Hard

Blood from the wound
Finds its way
to your eye
Stinging
Mixing with sweat
Panic as the lights go

Dim
Dark
Out
Sirens
Alarms
Fog
Handcuffs

Iron bars
Damn
Head hurts, throbbing, headache
Damn
They found you.

July 9th, 2008




Beam-er: Damn.

Beamer: What?

Beam_er: Well look at this stupid thing. You have to click on it to see a bigger image you can read.

Beamer: Yeah so?

Beam_er: That's not the way it's supposed to be.

Beamer: So what actually works the way it is supposed to on the Internet?

Beam_er: Good point.

Beamer: Besides we are worth the extra effort aren't we?

Beam_er: Oh yeah. These are just riveting conversations they are reading.

Beamer: You bet ya. Terribly exciting.

June 21st, 2008

Beam_er: What if we could travel back in time, where would you want to go?

Beamer: I would go back and by 2000 shares of Microsoft stock when it was a penny a share.

Beam_er: Uhm, I don't think it was ever that cheap.

Beamer: OK, when it was 50 cents a share.

Beam_er: That would be a thousand dollars.

Beamer: Yeah, so?

Beam_er: Just seems like a lot of money to invest in stock is all.

Beamer: You think 1000 dollars scares Donald Trump?

Beam_er: You ain't Donald Trump.

Beamer: So what would you do?

Beam_er: I'd go back and see Jimi Hendrix play at Woodstock.

Beamer: Oh yeah, you and your guitar.

Beam_er: What are you talking about? You play guitar as well.

Beamer: I'm not into it as much as you are.

Beam_er: This is strange.

Beamer: Your telling me. I don't know how you come up with this stuff.

Beam_er: I don't. You do.

Beamer: Now your just messing with my head. You Know I don't know how to Blog.

Beam_er: Tell Me something I don't know.

Announcer: Before we start our regular broadcast we need to report a technical glitch in our blog. Apparently the Date has not been being displayed. This is troubling, especially for those of you that don't know what date it is. Heaven knows you want to came to B and B to find out what day it is. I just don't know ...

Beam_er: Ok Thanks announcer Guy.

Announcer: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know any one was here yet.

Beam_er: Yeah, well, uhm, you were getting a little carried away there weren't you.

Announcer: Maybe. Ok, just a little. But it's the Internet and I thought I could express ...

Beam_er: Well, it would be nice if you just stuck to the copy, ok?

Announcer: Ok, fine. I won't go off anymore.

Beamer: Beam_er, who's that?

Beam_er: Oh I though I'd class the place up a little and get us an announcer.

Beamer: Do we have a budget for that?

Beam_er: Uhm, sure. As far as you know.

Beamer: Ok cool. He's rather talkative isn't he.

Beam_er: Yeah, he takes after you.

Beamer: Oh thanks.

Beam_er: What the heck is that?

Beamer: Oh, I couldn't get Blogger to take this picture on My Photo Blog, so I put it here instead. That ok with you?

Beam_er: So this isn't going to be a daily routine is it?

Beamer: Not to worry. As soon as Blogger gets it's act together, We'll be back the way we were.

Beam_er: 'Cause you know how I handle change.

Beamer: Yeah, not well and terribly.

Beam_er: Exactly.


Beam_er: What are you going to have for breakfast?

Beamer: I was thinking about making some pancakes.

Beam_er: You always make pancakes.

Beamer: No I don't I had Oatmeal yesterday. You always eat Peanut butter Sandwhiches. So What?

Beam_er: Well, it calms me down.

Beamer: You know that is a very crazy Idea, even if does work. I think it is all physcosomatic.

Beam_er: You take that back.

Beamer: Do you know what psychosomatic means?

Beam_er: No, but you take that back.

Beamer: It means in your head. I think you, thinking that by eating Peanut butter sandwhiches, that is going to somehow calm you down, is all in your head.

Beam_er: Well your wrong. It all goes to my belly, so there.

Beamer: Your absolutely right. I stand corrected. Sheesh.