July 28th, 2008

Beamer: I am so stuffed.

Bobby: (In case you missed yesterdays exciting episode, Beam_er has officially changed his name to Bobby. Seconds later Bobby got a phone call from his Mom, who didn't seem to pleased with Beam_er's Name change. But if you did read yesterdays exciting episode, uhm, carry on.) Your stuffed and changing the subject aren't you?

Beamer: Those chicken wings were so good.

Bobby: About that Phone call?

Beamer: What phone call. I don't know what your talking about? (BuRRRpp)

Bobby: Real Classy, The phone call from Mom - How did you do that?

Beamer: She always calls at that time of the day.

Bobby: I don't think so.

Beamer: Well, she's going to.

Bobby: Beamer, your full of it.

Beamer: Yep, Chicken wings and Pizza.

July 12th, 2008

July 11th, 2008

Col. Jessep: "Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines.
You have that luxury.
You have the luxury of not knowing what I know.
That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall.

We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something.

You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it.

I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post.

Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."





Beamer: I really liked that scene from that movie.

Beam_er: You know that movie was made 16 years ago.

Beamer: Yeah so.

Beam_er: There are people probably reading you right now that weren't even born when that movie was made and haven't a clue what you are talking about.

Beamer: What do you mean "read me"?

Beam_er: What do you mean what do I mean?

Beamer: You said people read me. What the heck?

Beam_er: You know, on this blog, they read what you say.

Beamer: Your starting to scare me.

Beam_er: What do you think I do with what we talk about in these sessions?

Beamer: Uhm, You put it in a post.

Beam_er: And then what?

Beamer: You put in a post and I go get a peanut butter sandwich.

Beam_er: I put it in a post and then people find us on the Internet and then they read what you and I have said.

Beamer: See that's the scary part. Them finding us. Can't we just hide somewhere on the Internet?

Beam_er: I don't think you have to worry about that.

Announcer: Seeing as how this isn't even the morning, do I still have to give the date?

Beam_er: Just humor me.

Announcer: Ok, the Date is May 30th, 2008 and it's not even close to being in the morning.

Beam_er: Ok, that's the second time you said that it's not the morning. Are trying to say something?

Announcer: Gee, I don't know ... Maybe, because it's the afternoon.

Beam_er: You do know you are just the announcer, Right? The title of this thing isn't B an B and the announcer.

Announcer: It could be.



Beam_er: How ya doin'?

Beamer: I'm all right. How you doing?

Beam_er: Doing pert damn good, thanks.

Beamer: So what are we doing today? I didn't see an e-mail.

Beam_er: No, I didn't send an e-mail today. I thought we could wing it.

Beamer: Oh wow Dude.

Beam_er: Pretty spiffy huh?

Beamer: I almost pee'd my pants with excitement.

Beam_er: So what do you want to do?

Beamer: Go Eat. I'm starving.

Beam_er: But ...

Beamer: Cone on ... let's go to McDonalds.

Beam_er: How am I gonna write about you eating?

Beamer: I don't know. Your the expert blogger. My tummies growling.

Beam_er: Egads.