Feb 26th, 2009

I am thinking that you don't want to be dropping by here looking for great social redeeming posts, although you may have already figured that out.

And what does social redeeming posting look like any way?

I mean, if you don't know, just maybe I could pull it off that I am actually posting social redeeming stuff here and you just wouldn't know it.

Nah, I'll just be upfront with you, no social redeeming posting will take place here.

There I feel better.

Now for the good stuff.

Seems they are discovering lately that with Obama giving speech's that the Wall street is responding by tanking. This doesn't seem to be a good thing. I'm thinking one of two things need to happen, although I have a feeling neither will take place. Hoping that someone will come up with a reasonable fix to this situation, just so Wall street stops plummeting.

Ok, not everything posted here will be humorous. I'd love it to be so, but these be some strange times right now. I think that is part of the Reason Why the Boys went on Hiatus.

I'm fairly certain that we will survive all this stuff on America. I'll be glad when we can get back to the good times.

November 22nd, 2008

Bobby: Get over here.

Beamer: Whut?

Bobby: I want to show you something.

Beamer: Oh man, you know how I am with Computer stuff.

Bobby: Well, I am going to try and get you to understand some of this stuff.

Beamer: You've tried this before. It didn't work.

Bobby: Well I'm trying again.

Beamer: I don't know why.

Bobby: Cause you need to learn this stuff.

Beamer: But I was watching reruns of Mash. Trapper John was traveling to the front to ...

Bobby: Get over here!

Beamer: I liked it better when you weren't awake yesterday.

October 18th, 2008

October 10, 2008

Ok, Kathy, This is no way supposed to show or display what it is that you normally look like in any way shape or form. This is a representation on what it is like to have to deal with the Boys. With that being said I present to you:

September 17th, 2008

September 9th, 2008

August 5th, 2008

Side note number 1.) Perhaps I need to find a little bustier Amy character.

Side note number 2.) Dave Beckwith has been in touch with me here the last few weeks. There seems to be some communication problems that we are working on to get him contributing here. At this point, I am still at a standstill in this regard, but will hopefully be fixed quite soon.

August 29th, 2008

August 25th, 2008

Bobby: Did you read Amy's post today?

Beamer: You know I did.

Bobby: Could you ever eat 5 or 6 Serrano chilis with 2 pounds of mussels.

Beamer: Next Question .. You know I can't.

Bobby: How do people handle that kind of heat?

Beamer: Asbestos stomach.

Bobby: I guess.

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Beamer: What kind of a post do you call that?

Bobby: A quick one.

Beamer: And you think folks appreciate that?

Bobby: If they are in a hurry, yeah.

Beamer: And if they are not in a hurry?

Bobby: Ok, fine, so maybe not. I need to make the posts longer. You Happy?

Beamer: Ok, that's better.

August 21st, 2008

Ok, I guess I owe it to you guys. I have kept you hanging probably way too long, But it hard to tell.

I didn't want to ruin the magic - Uhm, yeah right!

Ok, so I use to hang around a place on the Internet called the Yahoo message Boards. I spent way too much time there, but it was for a good reason at the time. Anyway, while I was there I ran into this guy Named Dave Beckwith, A seriously funny individual. While I was at the message boards, there was a topic opened up that was called the Humor Board, or something very original like that. This allowed for Dave to spawn Dave and Beck, some of the funniest stuff I had ever come across. It was all written by him, Dave Beckwith, But it was about these two brothers and the trouble they would get into. (Sound vaguely familiar.)

Now after a while, I tried my hand at writing and posting some stuff similar to that he was writing, only coming at it from my point of view. I put it out there and people thought it was funny, at least some of them did. So I kept at it. Now when it really got sweet, I thought, is when Dave and I joined forces and had four people, two sets of brothers, going at it.

This went on for actually a couple of years. The topics Dave would get into were really out there. He had a Bike that would travel in time, He was Mowing down Mailboxes for awhile, (You had to be there), there was a traveling circus show, and this stuff just went on and on and would get so crazy, and there I was damn near peeing my pants over this stuff. He was sooo funny. And I was so grateful for every nuance he posted.

But as Time does, it moves on, and we kind of went our separate ways, then Yahoo, really screwed things up, and we parted ways. I miss Dave something terrible and hope some day to get back in touch with him. But all this was mainly for 3 people. Me, Dave and this lovely Lady Named Windsong. But I am so thankful for you guys as well.

I know your out there, I can hear you breathing. That and Google kind spies on ya.

So there ya have it. The sorted truth of why these two brothers do what they do (Well, not really. Hell, I don't even know why they do what they do.) and now the cast of characters has kind of grown with the comic strip.

And yes, I do actually have a Brother. He is four years younger than me, and we don't speak. Which is his choosing. I guess he likes living this way.

Beamer

June 28th, 2008

Beam_er: To seeing this Movie.





I've heard good reviews of it.

Beamer: It's a robot.

Beam_er: Yes it's a robot in a computer generated Movie. It's supposed to be very funny.

Beamer: It's a robot.

Beam_er: And?

Beamer: You know how I feel about Robots.

Beam_er: Remind me.

Beamer: You know, when I had that dream that a robot had come into my room and stole my sheets.

Beam_er: I still don't see what the big deal was.

Beamer: It was a Robot. It stole my sheets ... while I was sleeping.

Beam_er: It was a dream.

Beamer: It was a Robot.

Beam_er: Did it look like Wall-E?

Beamer: No. But it was still a robot.

Beam_er: I give up.

June 23rd, 2008

Beam_er: I like this movie for a whole new reason now.

Beamer: Why is that?

Beam_er: Are we going to go through this again?

Beamer: But If I don't ask you, uhm, they, our league of readers, won't know the other half of the conversation.

Beam_er: OOOhhhh! When did we get to be so savvy about our readers?

Beamer: You know I'm a compassionate kind of guy.

Beam_er: Ok fine ... about this Movie.

Beamer: Ratatoulie?

Beam_er: Yep, he's got an alter ego, a figment of his imagination that he talks to.

Beamer: I like figments. Especially in Fig Newtons.

Beam_er: Yeah, uhm, right.

6/13/2008

Beam_er: Well, there is less than an hour to go but I think we are going to make it.

Beamer: What are you making?

Beam_er: No, I am not making anything.

Beamer: Look, your the one that said we're going to make it.

Beam_er: Yes, I think we are going to make it.

Beamer: Are you trying to drive me nuts, cause it's not a very far drive.

Beam_er: Look at the time.

Beamer: Your making a clock?

Beam_er: No. What time is it?

Beamer: It's a little after 11 PM.

Beam_er: And what happens in less than an hour?

Beamer: What has this got to do with making any thing?

Beam_er: Oh My God!

Beamer: He's helping you?

Beam_er: Happy Friday the 13th, ok.

Beamer: OK! I really don't ...

Beam_er: It's all right, relax your brain.

Announcer: So Now it is the 6th of June, 2008.

Beam_er: And it's way early. I saw this posted and thought we could talk about this.

In case of Zombie Apocalypse:

95% of all known zombies can be stopped by decapitation and destroying the brain. Aim your desperate, improvised weapons at the head, Face and neck.

DO NOT SPLIT UP!
Someone will get killed, turned into a zombie and the next person to see them will go “Oh, it’s my friend. I’ll just turn my back, and OH MY GOD WHY IS HE EATING MY BRAIN ?!?!?!?!?”

DO NOT USE FIRE
The only thing worse than undead hordes trying to eat your brain, is undead hordes trying to eat your brain WHILE ON FIRE.

Beamer: Well this is an unusual Topic.

Beam_er: That's what I was thinking.

Beamer: So where did you find this?

Beam_er: This was a response to a post on a blog by someone named Crazy Lady.

Beamer: And she is an expert in Zombie attacks?

Beam_er: Apparently so. Probably lots of Horror movie watching.

Beamer: The things you learn on the Internet.

Announcer: Tis June 5th, 2008.

Beam_er: Ok , thanks announcer and maybe not so improved but certainly new.

Beamer: You do have a way with words.

Beam_er: Well, aren't you being nice this morning.

Beamer: I figured I'd give you a break.

Beam_er: So, Obama Is going to be the next presidential Candidate.

Beamer: At least for the Democrats.

Beam_er: Correct.

Beamer: Don't you feel bad for making fun of him.

Beam_er: Hardly and that was just a glancing blow.

Beamer: Well you know I am just hoping History does not repeat itself.

Beam_er: As in an assassination.

Beamer: Yes. Truly keep people with guns away from Obama.

Beam_er: Well Tomorrow is Memorial day in the USA.

Beamer: Yeah I like Memorial day, the day to celebrate memorials. I like the Statue of Liberty. She's so big and green.

Beam_er: Now you know that isn't what Memorial day is for.

Beamer: Yes it is.

Beam_er: Nope. Not even close. Google it if you don't believe me.

Beamer: Uhm, I don't know how.

Beam_er: You can be downright scary at times.

Beamer: Boooo!

Beam_er: You knuckle head.

Beam_er: Ok Look, this is from wikipedia: Formerly known as Decoration Day, it commemorates U.S. men and women who perished while in military service to their country. First enacted to honor Union soldiers of the American Civil War, after World War I Memorial Day was expanded to include casualties of any war or military action.

Beamer: But you can still celebrate statues and stuff like that if you want, Right?

Beam_er: You have my blessings.

Beamer: Cool.

Beamer: How do we explain This?

Beam_er: I'm not sure any explanation is going to work.

Beamer: But we need to tell them something.

Beam_er: Well I know who we can blame this on.

Beamer: Yeah, Dave and Beck. They started this whole mess. If we would have never ran into those two looneys, we would be alright right now.

Beam_er: Well, we are all alright ... Right?

Beamer: Yeah, especially for all those people out there that talk to themselves.

Beam_er: Yep.






Beamer: So, are we done?

Beam_er: I think so.

Beamer: And you think people will understand?

Beam_er: Probably not. But then again, they understand Hillary.

Beamer: Ooooo, I don't think we ought to go there.

Beam_er: Yeah your probably right. Can we make fun of Obama?

Beamer: Ok, he's a guy. He can take it.

Beam_er: Cool.