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Somethings happenin' here, But I ain't sure what yet.

An Explanation

Posted by Beamer at 7:28 PM

August 21st, 2008

Ok, I guess I owe it to you guys. I have kept you hanging probably way too long, But it hard to tell.

I didn't want to ruin the magic - Uhm, yeah right!

Ok, so I use to hang around a place on the Internet called the Yahoo message Boards. I spent way too much time there, but it was for a good reason at the time. Anyway, while I was there I ran into this guy Named Dave Beckwith, A seriously funny individual. While I was at the message boards, there was a topic opened up that was called the Humor Board, or something very original like that. This allowed for Dave to spawn Dave and Beck, some of the funniest stuff I had ever come across. It was all written by him, Dave Beckwith, But it was about these two brothers and the trouble they would get into. (Sound vaguely familiar.)

Now after a while, I tried my hand at writing and posting some stuff similar to that he was writing, only coming at it from my point of view. I put it out there and people thought it was funny, at least some of them did. So I kept at it. Now when it really got sweet, I thought, is when Dave and I joined forces and had four people, two sets of brothers, going at it.

This went on for actually a couple of years. The topics Dave would get into were really out there. He had a Bike that would travel in time, He was Mowing down Mailboxes for awhile, (You had to be there), there was a traveling circus show, and this stuff just went on and on and would get so crazy, and there I was damn near peeing my pants over this stuff. He was sooo funny. And I was so grateful for every nuance he posted.

But as Time does, it moves on, and we kind of went our separate ways, then Yahoo, really screwed things up, and we parted ways. I miss Dave something terrible and hope some day to get back in touch with him. But all this was mainly for 3 people. Me, Dave and this lovely Lady Named Windsong. But I am so thankful for you guys as well.

I know your out there, I can hear you breathing. That and Google kind spies on ya.

So there ya have it. The sorted truth of why these two brothers do what they do (Well, not really. Hell, I don't even know why they do what they do.) and now the cast of characters has kind of grown with the comic strip.

And yes, I do actually have a Brother. He is four years younger than me, and we don't speak. Which is his choosing. I guess he likes living this way.

Beamer

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I'm sorry about your brother. I hear that sort of thing a lot - sibs at odds with each other, especially after the parents are gone.

I think your brother thing is funny. I like the recent drawings you've added, too. Breaks up the dropping monotony of the b'zillion how to optimize your blog blogs.
Thanks Carol. The boys are glad to hear that sort of thing.

Beamer
Thought it would be bigger.

We just got here, look around before you make a judgement like that.
Just stay with me and help me look for them B_eam_r_Boyz.

Ya know dave it sure is quiet in here,

Yeah too quiet, keep what little you have about you.

Oh, you're not talking about my witts again are you?!

I hope this is the right place, I mean remember that pool party in Texas.

You said you would never mention that, I'm going to wait in the bike.

Oh B E A M E R!!

What an echo.
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Look, there it is.

Yes, so if any life still exists here we should see something on the main monitors, why isn't there a picture?

Listen, this stuff is old and hasn't been used for years, you don't just jump in and go, you of all people should know that, now let's try to ease back into this. Run a full diagnostic...

You mean walk right?

Walk a full diagnostic? That doesn't make sense.

I thought so too, you meant walk a half dianostic, right captain? Or maybe I could manage to limp a full diagnostic, and er, whats a diagnostic again, no wait it's the thingy with the flashing lights and beeps got it. A picture should be coming up on the screen now captain.
Come on come on I don't have all minute.

Coming. Did you find them yet?

No, but we'll check back in a day or so, you know, check our traps, see if we got any varmits.
Oh, I'm here. Big time.

(Pats belly) Even bigger than I was before.

Beamer
I swear 2 days ago I got in touch with Suchra after a few years of no contact and she had replied with your name in it. She is gonna freak when I tell her what I found. Hell, I'm freaking. My wife thought I was losing my mind. Well , I mean more than usual.

Holy crap.

Beamer
Ooops.

I think I deleted a post. Anyway, I was going off on how glad I am to find out your here. Blows me away.

In fact I was getting so carried away, my wife thought I was going crazy. I mean even more than usual.

Beamer
Dave, I think we caught something.

Quit poking it with that stick, might be beamer.

Oh right, sorry beamer, if that is your real name. Quick who won the 1945 world series, what's the capital of Minnesota.

Beck, beck beck, you don't even know who played in the 1945 world series.

Detroit and Chicago, heh, in your face bro. Remember, we are in cyberland, just a quick click and "Girls girls girls!" oops wrong button, hehehe.

Lets get back to Billy-Bob-Beamer-boy, er Billy-Beamer-Bob, Bobby-Beamer Bob, anyway poor little fella, looks like he slept here last night. Shhh we'll come back when he's awake.

Nice to see him again,
Oh my god.

You haven't lost your touch. And I tell you, if any one is gonna be poking me with a stick, I'm glad it's you.

Beamer

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